01. Lifebuoy soap, a soap so loaded with mint, so tangy, so frosty,
it drives wives wicked.
02. Alka Seltzer, "I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing!"
03. Tootsie Roll Pops, are triple good
04. Kellogg's Sugar Smacks, they are better than ever, puffs of
wheat, sugar toasted, and candy sweet.
05. Charmin Commercial, "Why, Mr Whipple! What were you doing when
the lights went out?"